Omniclown Colossus // Pie-roclasm
Artifact Creature — Clown Robot // Sorcery — Adventure
Affinity for Clowns (This spell costs {1} less to cast for each Clown you control.)
Trample
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This creature deals π damage to each non-Clown creature. (How to calculate π isn't important. It's a smidgen more than 3.)
AffinityTrample